Thursday, November 26, 2015

The 800 Day Project - End of Part One

Yes, the "800 Day Project" is still going. I've not missed a single day of viewing since I began. Holidays, family birthdays, even dodgy DVD discs - nothing has got in the way of watching one episode of Doctor Who a day, every day.

I still intend to write *something* about the episodes from Peter Davison onwards, but other things like series nine reviews, some brief podcast appearances, writing an essay for publication in the new "You and Who Else" book (more on that another day) and blog posts about obscure 1980s computers have got in the way.

The thing is, I wanted to mark today - Thursday 26th November 2015 - as it's a very special point in the whole project. I've just finished part three  of "Survival". Yes I have now watched every single episode of the Classic era of Doctor Who.


I can't really believe that I made it all the way through. When I started the project back on 1st January 2014 I had a will to do it but thought that, like so many others, I would fall at the first hurdle of "The Sensorites" or maybe struggle with the reconstructions (I actually really enjoyed quite a few of those). There was a huge lift when I knew I could actually watch "Enemy of the World" and "Web of Fear" as they were intended thanks to their return to the archives. I discovered Hartnell and Troughton stories that I only knew from the novelisation's (and it's been many years since I read those) or from memories of grainy single transmissions on UK Gold or BSB Galaxy.

As I progressed through the Pertwee years I remembered more and more and we got closer and closer to the time when I started to watch the show with "Monster of Peladon". Of course when I  reached Tom Baker - always *my* Doctor -  his seven year stint was a joy and I had new appreciation for some less well thought of stories. I also got to watch "Image of the Fendahl", "Sunmakers"  and "Underworld" for the very first time.

The Davison seasons were also fun to watch since I had seen them so many times on my own video copies (yes, even "Timeflight"), while the fall and rise during the Colin Baker and McCoy seasons, with their shortened episode count, seemed to go by in a flash.

So here I am at the end of 26 years of Doctor Who. Luckily I don't have to wade through the 'Wilderness Years' in real time. Tomorrow it's straight into "The TV Movie" and then Saturday it's "Rose" and a whole different era for the programme.

This is only part one of the story. There is another 10 years worth of shows to watch before I get to the end... *



* Plus of course there will have been another 26 episodes transmitted by the time I finish in 2016. But "The 826 Day Project" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Timelord Thoughts 10 - Face The Raven

So it's the moment the series has been building to over the last nine episodes. The big question is, will it live up to expectations when it's time for Clara Oswald to:

Face The Raven
  • Once again we start the episode with the Doctor and Clara having just finished another exciting adventure. This time not only is Clara bragging about how she saved the Doctor, but she is also boasting about how wonderful and clever she is. Pride comes before a fall...
  • I'm digging the Doctor apparel at the start here - kind of a rock tour T shirt and velvet jacket combo. I do think it suits Capaldi more than the buttoned up white shirt look.
  • There seems to be an awful lot of steam coming up out of those floor vents.
  • I'm not quite sure why they both look so surprised that the TARDIS phone is ringing - it has happened quite a lot before, especially in the Matt Smith era.
  • The idea of a moving tattoo that is counting down to something is a good one. It certainly means that there is an deadline that has to be faced. Tattoo's have of course appeared frequently in fiction. Ray Bradbury's "The Illustrated Man" featured animated ones which told stories as a framing device. Garth Nix's "Keys To The Kingdom" series contained a character that had tattoos that moved and changed form dependant on his emotions. Even "The X-Files" had an episode where a tattoo of a woman begins to talk to its wearer -  insulting him and forcing him to do things.
  • We don't need an expensive effect to see the TARDIS materialising in Rigsy's flat. Just a flashing light and the "Vworp Vworp" noise does the trick.
  • So the buttoned shirt is back. I had a theory that because of it's appearance in the trailer, this episode was set before all the others we have seen this series (no I am not gong to say those Txxxxx Wxxxxx words). Three minutes in and I already think that might be on shaky ground.
  • The Doctor's seeming amazement that a human could make another human is a little odd but maybe it's just that he didn't have a very high opinion of Rigsy after their last encounter in "Flatline".
  • "No! Don't bring the new human. I'll just get distracted". I liked that.
  • As the Doctor scans Rigsy, Clara examines his phone. It's another example of her being more than just another companion. The old title was "assistant" and she certainly want to live up to that - and more.
  • Retcon of course appeared first in the Torchwood episode "Everything Changes" and last appeared in an episode of "Miracle Day" <<Shudder>>
  • It's an interesting scene when the Doctor is trying to tell Rigsy he is going to die. He's looking at Clara and it could almost be directed at her too. (Yes I'm desperately flailing around to try and make my theories fit now).
  • Again when Rigsy asks the Doctor to save him, the Doctor looks over his shoulder at Clara. Is that just an instance of "Yes, I know what I have to do" or is it something more?
  • It's a shame that when the Doctor decides he is going to take action that the music (a quite pleasant piece which was bubbling underneath nicely) has to roar into life and drown out the dialogue.
  • It's also far too loud during the British Library scenes. Subtitles really help here.
  • Ah "hidden" London. Obviously there are lots of areas of the capital which have changed over the years. Stations and buildings and streets and walkways which have been obliterated by construction projects or just renamed. There even used to be a "Black Raven Passage". Some of these places have been used in fiction but others are just made up - Malcolm McLaren's odd musical "The Ghosts of Oxford Street" features a preserved Victorian shopping arcade underneath Selfridge's, but sadly it's not real. Conversely there is the very real Down Street underground station used in Neil Gaiman's "Neverwhere". More on that later.
  • Clara was correct, "trap streets" are created by map makers to catch potential copyright thieves. Sometimes they are non-existent streets but often they are just misrepresentations of real locations. There are reckoned to be over 100 trap streets in the London A-Z alone. The Doctor doesn't seem too impressed by Clara's knowledge though.
  • That's a great shot of Clara leaning out of the TARDIS over the City of London. I think I spotted where I work in the top right.
  • If the Doctor knows that Clara's "adrenaline junkie" actions are an ongoing problem, why hasn't he done more to curb them?
  • Naughty Mr. Moffat. Incorporating his own trope into the dialogue. "Hiding in plain sight" indeed. 
  • It's a nice efficient montage of the trio hunting for the effects of the misdirection circuit overlaid with the Doctor's instructions. It doesn't look like any part of central London I know, but they get away with it.
  • The Doctor's "most annoying stuff" seems to include a trumpet, a tambourine and... some headphones?
  • Isn't that a Blowfish from Torchwood? The Wolfman looks familiar too.
  • I liked the alarm effect on the cobblestones and the guy struggling to get out of the trap door legs first!
  • They called the trap street a refugee camp, but I don't think they are going to go down the modern day allegory too much - not so soon after the Zygon two-parter.
  • So here comes Ashildr or Me or whatever she's calling herself these days. I hope she has converted those diaries to eBooks otherwise the sheer number of them would fill the British Library by now.
  • Whenever the Doctor flashes that huge grin, you know he's not really smiling at you...
  • Another couple of centuries has not really improved Ashildr's empathy with humans or her willingness to condemn someone to death.
  • Let's play spot the reused monster costumes. Two points for the Judoon.
  • I know that some have said that the trap street set looks very like Diagon Alley from the "Harry Potter" movies. Perhaps it does. But then again if it has remained fairly unchanged since at least 1815 (the date of the Battle of Waterloo) then why would it not be full of oak beamed houses and lanterns? There is nothing to indicate that they don't have electric light and hot running water.
  • The idea of a society of people / creatures hidden from the mundane world is not a new one in fiction. Apart from the aforementioned "Harry Potter" series and "Neverwhere", which the trap street most closely resembles, my personal library also contains works by Clive Barker, Terry Pratchett and Robert Rankin which all deal with this concept in one form or another.
  • Three points for a Sontaran that seems to be far taller than the rest of his race (judging by the hologram glitch). An extra point if you  realised it was an Ice Warrior outside his armour in the background. Oh and not forgetting the Silurian just as they enter the building.
  • I missed the name of the creatures providing the telepathic field on first viewing. Lurkworms eh? The thing is, if they "normalise" everything you see within your own expectations and experiences then based on what the Doctor has seen, shouldn't he automatically see the creatures as they really are?
  • No points for a Cyberman and an Ood. That's just too easy.
  • Janus was the ancient Roman god of beginnings, transitions, gates, doorways and endings - and by extrapolation time itself (very apt for the events of this episode). As with Anah, he was depicted as having two faces one looking to the past the other to the future.
  • Having the quantum shade in the form of a raven is not only an arresting image, it also ties to it's wider significance in cultural mythologies around the world. The raven has often been considered a bird of ill omen linked with the dead and lost souls. However in Greek myth it was originally associated with Apollo the god of prophecy - but for good luck. The legends of Odin tell of him having two ravens, Huginn (thought) and Muninn (memory) and these play a big part in another Neil Gaiman novel, "American Gods". There are hundreds of other references in all cultures. 
  • Is Ashildr's comment about a Cyberman's fear of a merciful death meant to indicate that the running man is meant to be one of that race? A Cyberman with emotions is not unheard of in the new series, but one married and living in domestic bliss? Is his name Kroton?
  • I wonder if Ashildr has made a bargain with the quantum shade that she herself can't get out of? She certainly doesn't seem too happy to get its mark back around her neck.
  • Nice that the Doctor has a 1980s style digital watch to check the time. Expert Pertwee style neck rubbing from Mr. Capaldi there too.

  • In that moment when Clara realises that the chronolock can be passed on, we *know* where this is going and what it will lead to. Her fate is sealed.
  • Those tapestries on the wall behind Rigsy include something that looks like a flux capacitor from "Back to the Future".
  • "Doctor 101" Oh Clara how wrong you are. This is where she genuinely thinks she is as good as the Doctor and can do anything he can. She is also guilt tripping Rigsy into going along with her mad plan. She won't take no for an answer.
  • Clara's Jane Austen tale and the flippant "take that how you like" is both an almost-fourth-wall-breaking commentary to the audience and a sign that she just doesn't care what people think of her any more.
  • The attitude of the trap streets residents to the impending death of an apparently innocent person is both horrifying and yet.... They don't want to lose the peace and safety they have, so are willing to sacrifice one person for the sake of the community. I don't in any way agree with it, but you can understand their fear.
  • The penny is starting to drop for the Doctor and "Trap Street" takes on a whole new meaning. It's a little convoluted as far as plans go - plant a tattoo on the back of Rigsy's neck. Hope that he'll spot it in time. Hope that he'll call the Doctor. Hope that he'll find the hidden street. Ashildr could have just asked for the Doctor's help. It would perhaps have piqued his interest enough for him to turn up. I guess with the current plan she didn't anticipate them talking to "Anahson" and finding out the truth this early on.
  • Slowly the jaws of the trap start to close. Ashildr said she would protect Earth from the Doctor and she always wanted access to the TARDIS. Has she been planning this for over two hundred years? Was the formation of the street part of her plan all along?
  • A teleport bracelet? I guess calling it a "Time Ring" would have made it too obvious who "they" are. Yes I'm still sticking to my theory that the Timelords are involved in this somehow. Why do they want the confession dial though?
  • The Doctor looks genuinely horrified at what Clara has done, as does Ashildr. The deal she made with the Quantum Shade and the chronolock on Rigsy was never meant to be activated - it was just a ruse to capture the Doctor. Now Clara has interfered and created a new deal, one that she did not fully understand the terms of. Hence she's doomed.
  • The rest of my theory is shot to pieces. Unless there is some serious timeline manoeuvring to come, there is no way that the Doctor's confession dial can detail his involvement in Clara's death - although I did get it right - as did most people to be fair - that her hubris and arrogance would be her downfall and that Ashildr was involved somehow (even as it turns out only indirectly). The playing field is wide open now for next week.
  • The Doctor may be going through the anger and bargaining stages of grief at the same time. His threats to Ashildr are frightening. "Give me a minute I'll bring the Daleks and the Cybermen". "...I will rain hell on you for the rest of time". "The Doctor is no longer here! You are stuck with me and I will end you and everything you love". It's the Doctor at his most furious and Capaldi at his most electric. Just mesmerising.
  • Yet Clara *knows* the Doctor. She knows he isn't the man of fury and vitriol - at least not for long. "Your reign of terror will end at the sight of the first crying child".
  • Ashildr says that there is nothing she can do, but there's a bloody big stasis pod right there. Couldn't they put Clara in it to buy some time? Or is it as I suspect, a creature that can find you anywhere in all of time and space would have no problem getting through a stasis barrier...
  • These last moments between Clara and the Doctor are just wonderful. Both trying to take the blame for what is about to happen and both not letting the other carry the guilt. Capaldi and Coleman are fantastic. There are a million different emotions flitting over their faces.
  • "I know what you're capable of. You don't be a warrior...be a Doctor". Clara has seen what happens when the Doctor stops being the Doctor. It took him three incarnations and hundreds of years to work through and to forgive himself.
  • We've never seen the Twelfth Doctor cry, but this time he comes so close. It's a heartbreaking goodbye.
  • I just want to say something about Murray Gold's music during these scenes. I've been very critical of his bombast and inappropriateness during this series. But for once, when it mattered, he got it right. The melody as Clara steps out to meet her death is beautiful and movie soundtrack quality. 
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  • And then they blew it. The music swells far too loud. The slow motion crucifixion pose and multi angled silent scream goes on and on and on. Some of the people I was watching this with had to stifle a laugh. Why couldn't they just restrain themselves just a few moments longer and then we would have perhaps had the most powerful and dignified companion death ever. I get that it's meant to be painful and emotional and gut wrenching but it doesn't have to be overblown like this. It's such a shame. 
  • In a final note to Clara's quest to be like the Doctor, she actually looks like she is in a regeneration pose and energy seeps from her mouth. Except unlike the Doctor for her it brings death.
  • It's the Doctor's Hulk moment. "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry". If I was Ashildr I would run as far away as possible. The problem is, she'll probably forget all about this in a couple of hundred years - mortal memory and all that. I'd recommend writing herself a note in glowing red ink at the front of every volume of her diaries from now on.
  • To be continued indeed. Wherever the Doctor has been transported to, there seems to be no way back. The TARDIS is covered in remembrance graffiti thanks to Rigsy. But one question remains - what did happen to Clara's body?...

Conclusion:

I enjoyed that far more than I expected to going in. The concept of the "trap street" was excellent and could have been the focus of an episode all by itself. It felt like a natural conclusion to Clara's journey and her portrayal over the last two series. Much like the Doctor she wanted to emulate so much, she gave her life to save another. I've liked Jenna Coleman ever since "Asylum of the Daleks" and I think she got a great last episode. The final speeches by both Clara and the Doctor were magnificent and up there with the quality of "The Zygon Inversion". Capaldi in particular was just spine-tingling.

Where it was let down was the moment of Clara's death. It was a real mis-step in my opinion and almost ruined her sacrifice. Still, 95% of excellence is a great hit ratio. With two episodes to go, anything could happen now. If they can keep this quality up, I can't wait.

Rest in peace Clara Oswald.


Saturday, November 21, 2015

The Inmate Interviews 2 - Iain Martin

For my second victim I have been lucky enough to interview one of my favourite new independent writers. A review of his excellent podcast described him as "...author, jazz saxophonist, sky diver, ladies man, Argentinian ballroom coach, Doctor Who fan, Olympic taxidermy champion and idol to millions". Some of those things are actually true. I've already looked in depth at the first three volumes in his SF series "Winterhill" (and you can read those here, here and here).

With the fourth volume due imminently - the title has been revealed as "Rise of the Fall" - I thought it was time I caught up with:

Iain Martin


Hi Iain and thank you hugely for checking into the Rubber Room. I hope the straightjacket isn't too tight and Nurse Bobich will be along with the medication in a short while. To start with, can you tell us a little about yourself and what led you into writing in the first place? Is it something you have always been drawn to? 

I think it probably was. As a kid I would routinely fill school exercise books with my nonsense, but the time I’d identify as my proper formation as a writer was during 6th Form College, where I was taking Theatre Studies but reaching the point where my teenage self-loathing was reaching fever pitch and I just couldn’t be on stage in front of people. Too self-conscious. So acting and performing was a door which was closing. At the same time I was taking an extra course on playwriting and discovering that telling a story through dialogue was a thing I could do almost on autopilot. While this early stuff was inevitably terrible, that was the period in my life where the points changed and I was doomed to trundle along the tracks of writing. “Doomed to trundle along the tracks”? Martin Amis is right when he says writers are all so down on their calling. “I ply, sir, the scrivener’s trade…”
 

Did your background and experience in publishing give you an insight into what to do / not do when it came to writing your first novel? 

I think it was more my experience as a reader, to be honest, although working for a few years as a bookseller made me read a huge amount. You won’t get anywhere as a writer if you don’t read. 

I ignored ‘the rules’ when writing Winterhill (does that make me sound like David Brent?) because it’s trying to be something new which traditional, old-fashioned publishing rightly views with fear and suspicion.  

For me the writing is easier because my brain is able to construct these things the way I want them, often while I’m running or in the bath (miles from a sodding pen) and all I have to do is type it up. That said, I try to follow conventions where possible, to reassure readers that hopefully they’re getting something they’ll enjoy.


I know that we share an undying love for Doctor Who, but were you a big fan of science fiction / fantasy novels growing up?
If so, which authors particularly influenced you?

It was mainly about Doctor Who for me, although first came the books of Douglas Adams 

From 1987 I’ve read each new Discworld novel from the late Tezza Pratchett, and I picked up things liked Good Omens, but on the whole I read Doctor Who books until the New Adventures stopped in 1997, and then I was reading straightforward adult fiction.  

I did hugely love the four Red Dwarf novels, though. They were so much better than they could have been or needed to be.  

I read Neuromancer a few times and sort of followed it but I found Gibson’s style to be deliberately spiky and his images were hard to visualise.  

A year or so ago I read the first Game of Thrones book, which was surprisingly excellent.  

What I find, though, is that as a reader I’m looking for more than just a good story, I’m looking for human insight and psychology. As a writer, sadly, I’m just a story-teller through and through. Jeff Deaver always says he isn’t a Great Writer, he’s a creator of entertainments, and I think I’m in that camp too. Insight is not my strong suit.


How did you come up with the idea of Rebecca Winterhill ? 

In many ways she created herself. For about three years I hadn’t written a word, or not seriously, and the realisation dawned that I just didn’t have the mental bandwidth necessary for writing a novel, and carrying all those plot-lines, subtexts and themes around in my head all the time, or at least not while holding down a very demanding day job too.  

At the same time, in publishing, we were hearing that Kindle readers were increasingly prepared to pay less for smaller pieces of writing - novellas, shots, and essays.  

So the idea that burst out of me one day was to do a serial. Stories, or episodes, of a fixed word-count. Then I randomly decided to shoot for 8,000 words apiece. Then I thought “this is a very TV way of creating something”, and realised what I wanted to write was this “cross between a novel and a DVD boxset” that I keep talking about.  

To kick the stories off I planned to recycle some old BBC Doctor Who novel ideas that had never been commissioned - or had been but then got swiftly nixed - and I sort of felt, rather than planned, that I’d be operating in the SF realm. So then I needed a central character - one who wasn’t the Doctor - and the first and most obvious way to radically head in a different direction is to make the character a woman.  

To give me a ready-made story-arc, or a point to the series, I thought “I know, she’s lost her memory”, because her quest then becomes much the same as all of ours - to find out who you truly are.  

In the first book, I was just free-wheeling, telling stories and having fun, but during the writing of book two I had to take myself away and work out exactly who Winterhill is, and how she got to the point we found her in the first story. It’s clichéd to say “women are more interesting than men” but as a central figure I have to find clever ways for her to save the day, because she’s not all about blowing things up or shooting people. That’s not the sort of book I’d enjoy reading, and certainly not the sort of thing I’d want to write. I want a hero to win with wit, intelligence, sarcasm and helped by logic rather than chance or superior physical strength. Otherwise, where’s the fun? Where’s the challenge?


Do you have a "series bible" in your head and a general plan for what each book will cover and how it will fit into the wider narrative - or do you think of some cool ideas and then shape them to fit into the Winterhill universe? 

There has been a sort of bible since writing book two - at that point I thought I’d better know where I’m going with this thing or I’m cheating the reader - but it’s very fluid. I know the shape of the last book, I know who Winterhill is, and I know how the story ends. But as regards when precisely I write that final book… As long as I’m still having fun, and I really, really am, my job is to fill each new book with other stories and new adventures, and put that final ‘series’ off for as long as I can.  

At the same time, all roads are very definitely leading to Rome. I don’t know if you, as a reader, get a sense of that, but events are already well in motion and every story-arc sits within a wider context and a bigger picture. That said, book four is a fairly pivotal one in which a lot of threads get woven together and things do start to become a little clearer.


What is your goal with the novels, both for yourself and for the reader? 

The goal with Winterhill was to explore the newish format I’ve developed here; although it’s safe to say it hasn’t yet set the world on fire, reviews have been positive and the readers seem to generally enjoy the adventures. It was also a way to ease me back into writing fiction, and the idea - or expectation - was that I’d get to book four or five at the absolute most and wrap it all up.  

But I’m having more fun with each new book so I think I’ll be in the twenty-sixth century for a while yet. Hopefully it will prove worthwhile. I find it hard to market the books to any extent - this is the real disadvantage of Kindle publishing - so when I’m done writing the story I’ll have to devote some time to effective marketing. 


You've chosen to release the novels as self-published eBooks rather than physical media. What prompted this choice and what would you say are the main advantages and disadvantages? Would you like to see a paperback version one day? 

I’d love to see printed books but I’m not going to fill my living room with unsold stock of my own books. In my time as a bookseller and as buyer, I have met some self-published authors who have, perhaps unfairly, made me regard the entire breed in a very negative light. ‘Pushy’ is fine, but I’ve actually been personally cyber-bullied by one author (and his easily-controlled Twitter following) whose book was not quite what my company was looking to stock at that time. 

So if and when the series gets bought by a traditional publisher we’ll see hard copies. The main disadvantage as I said earlier is the lack of marketing channels - and it’s easy to be conned by people offering to do this work for you. A lot of unscrupulous people are lining up to sell you advertising space online promising great things which essentially proves to be at worst a con-trick. I believe J.R. Southall (of the 'Blue Box' podcast) recently discussed one such gentleman I’ve stupidly given money to.  

The biggest advantage is I have full editorial control of the book, and don’t have to spend a year jumping through hoops making upsetting edits at an editor’s behest.  

The disadvantage of this is perhaps on occasion I can be a little self-indulgent and you inevitably get the dod tpyo.
 



Tell me about the covers by blogger and podcaster Al No.  How did you first make contact with Al and decide you wanted him to do your illustrations - and what was your design brief?

I first got in touch with Al when I wrote in to the 'Diddly Dum' podcast he used to co-host. He was and is a very insightful, thoughtful and clever chap who made lesser minds seem pedestrian in their textual analysis of Doctor Who. We sort of became messenger buddies.  

When I was thinking about how crap my covers looked (Amazon’s Kindle cover creator tool is not quite brilliant) I wondered about getting someone who could draw (i.e. anyone but me) to create better covers, and I noticed the illustrations on Al’s blog which struck me as pretty much exactly the sort of thing I needed.  


So rather cautiously I asked him if he accepted commissions. And he did. The brief was I hope quite vague initially, “Rebecca’s face. Oh, and a planet or something” but with each book it’s got a little more detailed and Al has quite magically created a sort of uniform look for the covers with just a few messages from me.  


Although I fear I tested his patience with my requests for changes to Qalqavekkian’s moustache on the cover of the second book, Ghost Requiem. He’d done exactly what I wanted, but he’d done it so well that I felt it was a bit too close to home and needed a tweak. Part of me wants to make each subsequent book more outlandish to give him ever-more outrageous artistic demands but he might crack and stab me with a pencil. So best not.


The titles for the stories within each book are very unique and memorable. What inspired you to come up with them? 

Good question. As a fan of good episode titles I was spoiled by The Sopranos and The X-Files. So the urge to do something a little more interesting and thought-provoking was always there, but apart from a couple of examples in the first two books, they were fairly pedestrian and it was only with book three that I really tried to make them work harder.  

The second episode in book three is called Elvis Presley and the Monsters of Soul - my favourite title, and that episode remains to date the most fun I’ve ever had as a writer. It’s pretty obvious what I’m doing in that story, and the title is referencing a working-title for an as-yet unreleased song by a formerly well-known American rock band. But maybe three people on the planet will get ALL the references in that story.  

The next episode - The Human Invasion of Earth - is just such a great Doctor Who story title I thought I’d use it first. Then I can sue them when they get around to thinking of it. Unless someone already thought of it and is waiting to sue me. Arse. 

Serum3Evolution5 is a complete X-Files title homage. That story was untitled for a long time, and sat on my Macbook known just as plain old “S3E5” (series three episode five) for so long that I thought about seriously calling it S3E5. At the last minute I went for something more elegant.  

In book four the episode titles have calmed down a little, although one is a quote from Gordon Brown, and another is a Kikuyu word.  

I love it when a really striking title presents itself.


I noticed that book three was slightly more adult in tone with more swearing and violence and even a mild sex scene. What age range do you see these books aimed at and where to you see the "line" is in terms of adult content? 

Er………. (long, long pause.)  

I think I’ve always seen these as being like the TV show Angel - most adventures are ’15’ but a couple are ’18’. I doubt I have any readers young enough to be offended by a bit of sex, (and you should read the bits I cut!) and I thought it would be a cheat not to have any: the character involved is always flirty, lascivious and has sex on the brain, so it felt right to let her actually have some at some point or she’d begin to look mildly insane.  

The swearing is also utterly realistic - certain characters come from that kind of world, and a hardened cyberpunk killer from 2515 AD is not going to politely exclaim “oh poot!” when a bloody great monster jumps out at him. I know I wouldn’t. And I’ve hardly ever killed anyone.  

The line for me is one of credibility. If I can write a convincing scene, great. If I fail then I know not to go there again. If it feels “real” and honest it’s in. That said, I wouldn’t want to write eye-watering body horror or particularly grotesque sexual scenes - because I’m not Shaun Hutson. All my characters are real people, in my head, which means they all deserve the same freedoms to do what people do as anybody else. Do I sound nuts? I fear I might. Um.


What can you tell us about book four of Winterhill? What adventures are in store for our band of sometimes reluctant heroes? 

It’s a time of great change in Winterhill. There are some changes to the “cast”, as we’ve lost certain characters but others will be taking their place.  

The Twelve Galaxies are reasonably safe but humanity’s safety is threatened - by political change, by a hostile alien incursion into human space, and by a dangerous terrorist group.  

At the same time, there is familiar comfort to be had in the return of some old faces - some benign and welcome, others distinctly less so.  

There are funny stories, there are high-stakes episodes that barely pause for breath.  

Obviously there’s another trip to Minerva in store to catch up with the Taliferos, a talking orange, and there’s a date with destiny at something called The Infinity Crucible.


There is also a significant difference with some of the stories this time isn't there?

 No. But there will be in 2016. Let me explain. 

Basically I wanted to get a few guest writers aboard, as I’ve always thought the series could benefit from a few extra pairs of hands.  

I asked a few people to write episodes of Winterhill and - as is the way of it - some of these requests were declined, or didn’t work out, but two brilliant people submitted two brilliant episodes. Stories so good, and so different, that they’ll be put to special use next year…


Did this present its own challenges and how did you feel about letting go of your “babies"? 

I always thought it would work. Look at the Doctor Who New Adventures - different writers with different voices, styles, but overall the characters were consistent and believable. I was happy to trust Rebecca Winterhill and her friends to the specific writers I approached, because I knew they’d both get it, and what they produced far exceeded my hopes.  

The hardest part was producing suitably comprehensive guidelines so the writers can operate within the rules and the continuity of the Twelve Galaxies without me sending back thousands of change requests.


Is this a one -off or do you see this more collaborative "mosaic" approach (a bit like the George RR Martin edited "Wild Card" novels) being the way forward? 

I’d be thrilled to get other people involved and see more stories written by other people as this would keep the series fresh and delay the sad day when I have to write the last adventure.  

A writer friend of mine, who is lovely and has read all of Winterhill to date, pointed out that it was a bit incongruous to just drop in new writers into book four of an ongoing series, and perhaps she’s right.  

Coincidentally I was already thinking of doing a different sort of book next year - of other characters in the Winterhill universe, with more of an anthology approach, and then it was blindingly obvious that this was where these two new adventures needed to go. If the reader response is positive I think we can move forward with a mandate to involve other writers in future Winterhill books.


You have said elsewhere that each Winterhill book is designed to be like a TV box-set, with separate episodes and a dramatic story-arc. Does that mean you have a definitive end game for the series? Six "seasons"? Ten? 

I once read an interview with Gillian Anderson who said, when asked if the X-Files could sustain itself beyond the then-shooting third season, that she imagined “years six and seven would be gruelling.” And ultimately she put in nine years.  

While I’m still really excited to be writing this, I’ll keep writing it. I have detailed plans for Winterhill book five. After that, I really don’t know. I would be comfortable guessing that book seven might be the last but I wouldn’t want you to think I’m just copying J. K. Rowling.


So beyond the end of the adventures of Rebecca Winterhill (as far away as that may seem), do you see yourself staying within the same genre for your next project? 

I don’t think so (but never say never). I’d like to tackle a non-genre novel again, I’d also like to create something a bit Twin Peaksy. At the same time you do get offers of work based on what you’re known for so if there’s a contract on the table to do more SF, I wouldn’t say no.


Moving away from your books, what prompted you to start the "Five Minute Fiction" podcast?

Arrogance. Arrogance and hubris. And I missed blogging about books, having taken the decision when Winterhill came out that it would be a bit cheeky as a writer to be critical of other people’s work, and thus eradicating my Bookface blog from existence. As a huge fan of podcasting I felt that I wanted to come to the party, albeit rather late, and clutching only a cheap Frascati. 


The podcast has quite a surreal quality at times (Richard Dawkins kept in a glass terrarium, a huge novel delivered one sentence a week by a washed up actor). Was it always the plan to include these elements or has it developed a life of its own as time has gone on? 

I wanted the show to have running jokes to reward such listeners as I might get. I do like to try and be funny. But these elements have taken over to a degree, and changes are happening to keep the show fresh and to keep the focus and emphasis on the books. I’ll always top-and-tail the shows with something, but Mr. Dawkins has possibly suffered enough, and I’ll fire that drunk old hack D’Abo if it kills me.


How do you pick the novels to review? Do you try to avoid any particular authors / genres? 

Usually I look for something thin that I can read quite quickly. One sadist asked me to read a huge novel by Walter Moers * which will happen one day but on the whole I need to be reading, reading, reading. Luckily in my job I get sent a lot of free books each week, and while I have to be careful not to talk too often about books from the particular publisher I work for, there’s usually something exciting to pick up.


You have also recently branched out into appearing on other podcasts (with your segments on "The Doctor Who Review Show 2015"). What do you enjoy most about podcasts - both as a participant and as a listener? 

Podcasting is the new rock n’ roll. I am always listening to something, be it Plumbing the Death Star or The Allusionist. I love that sense that you can do stuff in your shed or bedroom that can become huge all around the world. It’s a very punk sensibility. As a listener you can curate your own spoken word radio station filled only with the topics that interest you. And that’s marvellous.


Is it something you would like to do more of? 

Absolutely. But to do it well you need focus, time and space, and what with my day job, and training for a half marathon, and writing, and Five Minute Fiction, reading a book per week and contributing to The Doctor Who Review Show 2015….


Some more light hearted questions to finish off with. Seeing as you are pretty good with different voices on "Five Minute Fiction", could you see yourself doing audio books of Winterhill? 

It’s definitely something I’d like to do but I think I’d need a female performer. I’d also want to add sound effects and build a properly wanky “sonic terrain”. As soon as I find a channel to sell self-made audiobooks through, I would certainly explore it. 


If you were casting a movie version, who would you chose for the main roles (any actor or actress alive or dead)? 

NOW YOU’RE TALKING. Most characters are based on specific people, be it actors, or characters. So a lot of this work is done already.  

Rebecca Winterhill, in my mind, is played by a mid-30’s Kristin Scott Thomas, but I am flexible on this. In about ten years, Jenna Coleman would be ideal too. 

Maddy’s hair is played by Alex Kingston’s hair.  

There’s a newish character called Cavill, who would be played by Anthony Stewart Head.  

Ms. Gibson is played by Gillian Anderson. The General is obviously Axl Rose.  

The President of the Twelve Galaxies would need someone with the gravitas of Morgan Freeman.  

The villainous character Qalqavekkian was sort of created in homage to the Anthony Ainley Master, but obviously I couldn’t cast him so I’d opt for Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. 

There’s a good cameo for Ricky Gervais in the third story of Winterhill: The Wreath of Dreams, The Stone of Tomorrows.  

I’m less sure of who to cast as Tareku (although a younger Paterson Joseph would be oddly perfect, as he can do wide-eyed innocence and a more edgy, steely side.) 

The Minerva characters are tougher to cast. When I first came up with the character of the Professor (20 years ago) he was a sort of futuristic Grant Mitchell but now his character is very different.  

But on the subject of EastEnders alumni, I’d have Leslie Grantham as The Old Man, and a younger Michael French (David Wicks? Oh YOU KNOW, the guy from Crime Traveller) was the original 1990’s inspiration for David Baker.  

Two new characters in book four are based on Steve Buscemi and Patricia Arquette. Finally, the shadowy, mysterious Tick Tock Man would be a great role for Kevin Spacey… 

Now let me know who YOU’D have cast?


Finally, it mentions on your author web page that you are a fan of Guns N Roses and Tori Amos, so I have to ask -

a) If Guns N Roses were to do the music for a New Series Doctor Who episode, which tracks would you choose and why - and which Doctor would it be for?

b) Tori Amos is replacing a Classic Series soundtrack with her own music - which serial would fit the best / benefit most?
I think 'Shackler's Revenge' from 'Chinese Democracy' might lend itself to a future Capaldisode.

Guns N Roses would work with Eccleston, Smith or Capaldi. (If I was to chose an existing episode) it would need to be a tough, action-heavy story, possibly with blockbuster elements. I think I'd go for 'The Time of the Doctor'.

Tori Amos? Wafty. Delicate. Elegant. Subtle. Beautiful. Emotionally resonant. Four words for you: The. Curse. Of. Fenric.
Ho ho ho.


Iain Martin, thank you very much !



Enormous thanks to Iain for being so generous with his time. His website is www.iainmartinbooks.co.uk, where you can find lots of information and regular updates on all his projects.

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Last but definitely not least, Iain's lovely podcast, "Five Minute Fiction" is at www.fiveminutefiction.libsyn.com.

As a special treat, Iain has also allowed me to show the cover of the forthcoming fourth Winterhill book, "Rise of the Fall", which was only revealed last week:

(Intriguing...)



 * Honestly it isn't that big a book. It has a large font and drawings and chapters and everything. It does feature a large blue bear though...